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A gay piece of shit who lies and is fat!!!
by OwlSniper September 13, 2017
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This is the person who will make you feel the most wanted you’ve ever felt. He’s the person who gives you the millions of butterflies. He’s the person who you walk a certain way just to get a glimpse.He’ll sweep you off your feet out of no where. You can always run to him with any problem you have.You can tell him your deepest darkest secrets and have no problem doing it.Jordan will make you the happiest you’ve ever felt.You instantly become happy any time you know you’re going to see him. You just cling to jordan. No matter how annoying you are or how much you get on his nerves, he will always be there for you. He pulls you in with the best love there is.The place you are truly happiest is in his arms.Jordan will make you feel a way you have never ever felt before.He has you caught so much, the only thing you ever do when you’re not with him is wish you were. Jordan makes a home for you. If home isn’t a place,it’s a person, and that person is Jordan. When things get rough, they get rough.Jordan is the most stubborn person there ever was.He will ignore you and rage at you. Just know he doesn’t mean it. Once he calms down it’s all okay. He realizes the situation and the wrong.Although this is hard i’d deal with it just for Jordan.I never want to be with anyone else in this world. All i’ll ever want is Jordan. He makes you feel like no one ever has. You’d never be the same if you were to ever loose him. Take care of Jordan. Don’t ever let go because you’ll forever need him.
you’ll always be my number 1, Jordan.
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jordan king

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.
by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a very kind boy. He is the best that could have happened in my life I am so grateful for him, he has always been there for me and always knows how to comfort people. If he is your friend you are lucky but if you are dating him YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL/BOY IN THE WORLD! everything that he does is the best. He will never make you feel left out, he will always stand up for you he is most of the time freaky
by 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 <3333 November 28, 2022
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JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022
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jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong
KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism
by KDsucks January 17, 2024
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