Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.

Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.

by packtober April 14, 2022

Jelly-casting

When you start to plan something so far in advance that there are multiple variables and changes before execution of the plan, but you have to say and do something about it now or no one will be ready.

My wife and I started jelly-casting next year's vacation before we were done with this year's vacation.

by Wild billiard January 23, 2022

Jelly

This tha clear jawn comes out shortys pussy once a month

the homie #1 :Yo shhit my bitch fuked up my sheets las night wit her pussy jelly
the homie#2 :Shiiiittt brotha i hope you pulled out

by CherryTreSolar February 2, 2022

Jelly Shower

Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you

he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower

by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022

Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Jelly

A sweet discretion from something edible.

I love strawberry jelly.

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

Jelly

A overweight out of shape person lacking thickness and therefore their body is like jelly.

Damn canker whores look jelly yo

by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021