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james dean 

James Dean is basically syonymous with "dead sexy."

He was one of the most talented actors ever to perform, in my opinion at least. Although he is best known for his stirring, and realistic performance as a wayward teen in Rebel Without A Cause, his truly great performance is as Cal in East Of Eden. I simply cannot say enouh about his mesmerizing talent. His legend will live on forver.
James Dean is a sexy beast.
james dean by jdaddict June 22, 2006

James Corden 

The man who will single-handedly bring One Direction back together.

James Corden has known the One Direction boys since day one. It is of large speculation that James will kidnap the boys and bring them back together (including Zayn). Don’t believe me? Watch any One Direction related content on The Late Late Show With James Corden channel on Youtube and one of the top comments will always be relating to James kidnapping and reuniting them.
Random Person: James Corden is the worst talk show host, he’s not funny, he’s not cool, he’s not attractive and he was in Cats the Musical. Enough said.

Directioner: Don’t disrespect him! That man will reunite One Direction! JSKOWNDKWJSB!!!
James Corden by Flora LeMay August 16, 2020

James Cone 

James Cone, the absolute mad lad. The most sexy Glenny Kebabs model, yoinks multiple $50 notes from Vicky every day.

Loves to spend racks on steam cards, he is the plug. Whatever you want, he will buy it. The absoloute Maccas Dealer.

BIGGEST CUZZ OF ALL
I pray to the lord and savior James Cone, for he withdrawls the cash from Vicky and makes it rain on the poor, who so desperately need a Maccas meal.
James Cone by pthanos08 March 17, 2019

James Harden wax

When a guy spreads hot wax on his face and proceeds to go down on a girl. When he arises from the depths, her vagina is cleanly waxed while he is blessed with a beautiful beard; similar to that of James Harden's beard.
"Dude I was so going to give that girl a James Harden wax last night but I had my cousin's bar mitzvah"
James Harden wax by andre3million February 28, 2013

James Cassells 

James Cassells is known as the sexy drummer of Asking Alexandria. He's easily remembered by his thick yorkshire accent and his tendency to not wear any clothing on his top half while playing. He also plays " Drooms" not "drums".
AA fan 1- Hey did you hear that James Cassells broke the snare drum 2 songs in at the gig in glasgow?
AA fan 2 - yeah! what a guy
James Cassells by whoresnop April 12, 2013
A sweet Jewish boy who will steal your heart, and then inject you with the depression and anxiety locked in his soul. He's a faggot so he'll take it in the butt, or put it in yours. If you mildly cross him once, he'll never forget and talk about you behind his back until the end of time. If you're nice to him, he'll ask you for way more than you can give.

Watch out men, he's also bisexual and has perfected the gay slide. He'll show up as a cute gay friend, but then fuck her brains out when she's feeling lonely.
"Who's that guy talking to your girl?" -guy 1
"That's James G, don't worry - he's gay" -guy 2
"Then why is his tongue down her throat dude" -guy 1
James G by bILLbUTlICKER September 28, 2018