I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020
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“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”
by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020
Get the The Irish Backdoor mug.When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020
Get the Irish Egg Roll mug.When a person of Irish decent butt chugs Jameson’s whiskey, thus stimulating extreme indigestion. Said persons lays on their back in front of a campfire with their bare anus exposed. They proceed to flatulate violently, expelling both noxious gasses and residual unabsorbed Jameson’s, thus producing a fiery ass-geyser that is reminiscent of the glory that is Yellowstone geyser...but with fire. BEHOLD THE IRISH FLAMETHROWER.
Little Keith wanted his impress his friends. Little Keith decided to show them the Irish Flamethrower.
by Moetalent November 22, 2020
Get the Irish Flamethrower mug.“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”
by VinylBlocks November 26, 2020
Get the Irish Man Side Neck mug.Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.
Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.
This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.
This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
by Gummybear_luv November 29, 2020
Get the Irish Gummybear mug.Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”
“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”
by Hit the diff wie your yoke lad June 1, 2020
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