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book trophies

A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.
My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.
by red.temp February 21, 2024
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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book

a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.
on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.

get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
by im.booksmart March 25, 2020
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Book

When someone is so prefect in every aspect of life, the only way you can explain their existence was if they were written in a fairytale
by A book lover July 11, 2023
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Book Ending

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.
I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
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audio book

Peices of shit that try to be like books on devices but fail
by Dogeusername May 13, 2018
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