bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

Popalomaunia-Bed

This means "Comfortable Bed"

This is a Popalomaunia-Bed!

by Lenoreno7546 October 9, 2023

bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.

This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018

i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

shook the bed

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.

by Ether April 5, 2023

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023