Irish Penny Flute

Noun. Penis

Lauren if you would like to stay after class I will show you my Irish Penny flute.

by bigdumbweasel March 14, 2014

Irish Restraint

A consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse scenario in which the male partner chugs Guinness beers until black out drunk and then tries to maintain an erection while having sex with a totally sober female partner. Bonus points are awarded if the male does not vomit or pass out during intercourse.

I heard Conor and Maeve tried the Irish Restraint again last night, but he puked on her again.

by PointlessStoriesOnReddit July 12, 2018

irish margarita

The act of vigorously salting the rim of ones butt hole and allowing a partner, male or female, to lick the salt off of the rim of the ole rectum hole.

Doug is known for making the most refreshing irish margarita around. It's a real kick in the butt.

by lukey_dukey October 25, 2011

An Irishman's try

"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."

Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."

by Pfunk630 December 6, 2011

Irish Heart Attack

A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey

Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"

by Charles Lee 69 April 28, 2013

Irish Visor

The practice of plopping an erect penis on a woman's forehead during fellatio. This is often done in complete surprise.

"My girlfried complained about the sun in her eyes while she was blowing me, so I gave her an Irish Visor."

by TM* J. Huss 2008 December 16, 2008

Irish tea-party

The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.

Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...

Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?

Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up

by So I just put any name here? April 21, 2014