Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Google

A website that knows absolutely everything

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

by spongeboblover101 June 9, 2018

Google

Meaning 1. (noun) The main system of the internet, The biggest search engine.
Meaning 2. (verb)To Search up about a topic.

(noun) I like Google Its where I search random crap.
(verb) I need to Google Urban Dictionary.

by Cambodia1132 June 1, 2021

Google jacking

When a person who takes your researched Google knowledge and makes it their own, without giving you credit.

Cin: hey Luis, I found tennis courts on 24th street.
Later on that week. ..
Louie: we should go play tennis at the high school.
Luis (with cin sitting right next to him): actually I think there are tennis courts on 24th street.

Cin: Hey I told you that! Why are you always "Google jacking"me?

by cindsmit December 22, 2013

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 18, 2023

google fuckery

when google does a little trolling

"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"

by seedwatermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 11, 2022