fire fighting

Dealing with a series of workplace emergencies on a top-priority basis, so that little scheduled work is done.

The Accounting computers got a virus this morning, and I've wasted all day fighting fires.

by ruskin June 16, 2005

Morpheus is fighting Neo!

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.

Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!

by nexusvip June 2, 2008

Fighting Starfish

The "fighting starfish" is when one individual rubs their anus against the anus of a second (consenting) individual. It is similiar to the act of "scissoring"- which typically occurs between two vaginas. The "fighting starfish" is more inclusive than scissoring because anyone can participate so long as they have an anus.

Person 1: "What did you do on your date last night?"
Person 2: "Well, Stan and I tried out the fighting starfish..."
Person 1: "Whats that?"
Person 2: "It is when two consenting adults rub their anuses together. It is like scissoring, but more inclusive."
Person 1: "Oh, that sounds like fun."

by Cricketboots September 7, 2012

Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li

A very serious medical condition in witch one completely loses their will to live. The only known cure is 12 hours of playing Street Fighter 4 a day for a period of 6 months. Mountain Dew injected directly into the bloodstream has been known to decrease recovery time.

She had a disgusted look on her face when watching Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li as she saw Vega get killed off in a 2 minute fight.

by sontroid December 24, 2010

Furry Fighter

When A hard pice of shit is stuck on your ass hair and you have to fight it off.

AH Crap... I got a furry fighter.... Ill be out in a minute

by Somanking June 10, 2011

The Fighting 69

The fighting 69 is when you and your partner both take a shot of sriracha sauce and then go down on each other, the first one to tag out has to do dishes, or some other unwanted household chore.

Husband: "How about we go for the fighting 69 to see who has to vacuum the house."
Wife: "I think I would rather just vacuum the house."

by EmpNorton September 27, 2013

Blackout Fighter

A term used to describe someone who can't remember events that happened during a fight after the fight is over.

blackout fighter don't remember after fight

"I'm so mad at you right now!"
"Why?"
"You don't remember?!"
"I'm a blackout fighter... I don't remember much of what happened..."

by XxEverlifeXx August 24, 2016