Ethan Alberta

Ethan is a whiny little bitch snitch formally known as smurf, he is a little cocky faggot who has no friends and sucks dick. His brother and is a fat motherfucker. Ethan voice makes me want to kill my self. He says he’s gonna fight somebody then he got the shit beat out of him

Ethan Alberta is a squeaker

by Eatdat June 3, 2019

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Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019

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ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019

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The kind of person who strengthens your hopes and hides your fears. The kind of person you read about but didn't think actually, like, existed. The kind of person you pull close and then totally forget about ever letting go.

that ethan is the best big brother, i could ever ask for

by JeanieJay November 3, 2020

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