the march of the drunk penguins 

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.

Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!

the march of the drunk penguins by Ptheillone January 29, 2009

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

shit-facebook-drunk by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk 

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

Rib Kickin' Drunk

A level of intoxication where "Mum comes downstairs and yells at me for gettin' kicked in the ribs by niggers." ** Generally followed by severe bed-wetting, profuse vomiting, and an intense craving for McDonalds.

**Quote from personal expert on the subject.

1. "I'm gonna get rib kickin' drunk tonight."
2. "I heard Keith likes to get rib kickin' drunk on Tuesdays"
3. "Fuck getting shitfaced, I'm getting Rib Kickin' Drunk tonight."
4." Sweith Keezey

Rib Kickin' Drunk by DarkHelmetTheSchwartz March 21, 2011

Taylor Drunk 

A level of drunk where you find yourself on the floor with your head resting in the bottom shelf of the refrigerator due to dehydration. Also characterized by an extreme lack of determination the next morning. Taylor Drunk is a reoccurring characteristic and not to be confused with a crazy drunken night.

Hey man have you seen Bob since school started? He hasn't been attending class because he has been getting Taylor Drunk every night. I hope he doesn't hurt himself!

Taylor Drunk by B-silv September 23, 2009

Double Drunk 

Consuming alchoholic beverages to the point of inebriation at two separte events or times in one day.

My alcholic friend pulled a double drunk on saturday. He got drunk at lunch and took a nap. Later that evening he got drunk at the football game.

Double Drunk by Ihatecleatss November 1, 2011

Plantpot Drunk 

Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.

Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"

Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"

Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"

Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"

Plantpot Drunk by Chubbyjake February 17, 2010