Donkey Roping

When you take your Penis and slap it on your girls forehead
I love donkey roping my girl if she gets out of line
by 805'sK5 December 25, 2010
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Fuck A Donkey

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.
I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!
by tattoodi June 13, 2012
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Donkey Slap

A process where you begin with the arm at approximately floor level, swinging up in a full fast arc to the persons face, at the last moment balling the hand into a fist, impacting the face with the thumb side of the fist. the fist is instantly released, so that there is no visible explanation as to why the impact was so violent.
Tony got donkey slapped by his girlfriend for screwing around with her sister.
by karth95 May 22, 2008
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donkey brains

A person, usually a woman, who has the brains of a donkey
That poor girl is an idiot, she must have donkey brains
by realniggas337 January 02, 2017
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Donkey Punch

The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.
"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.
by The Spicy Memer May 20, 2017
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spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt
MR.C is a spronkle donkey
by maurpo February 28, 2017
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Donkey stick

Marci, how was your date last night? It was awful, Geronimo pulled out the donkey stick and beat me with it. I haven't been able to sit down all day.
by alienevil December 15, 2008
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