dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex

I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

Dirt Cake

A mix or pudding and crushed oreo's with gummy worms. A hit with the kids and adults alike.

I loved eating dirt cake when I was a kid.

by Hibrou April 6, 2022

Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy workers on a construction site who don't have the skill or ability to learn a trade so they just run excavators and other machinery playing in the dirt.

These dang dirt necks can't even dig to grade, now our concrete is gonna be at the wrong elevation when we pour!

by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023

Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .

“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle”

by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018

dirt boulder

Potato

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.

by Qqjnyy April 20, 2021

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 6, 2015

magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024