Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

Eat Dirt

telling someone to eat dirt, means as like telling them to leave you alone,

I told elliot to go eat dirt, and he stayed shut

by BigDaDonJohn March 11, 2024

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Dirt

Dirt is the meanest person ever because he accused me of calling him the n word and i’m really really upset about it

dirt if your seeing this ily really

by xavierhasapisskink January 19, 2022

dirtted

coined by the illustrious Art F. in the early ninties in the hamlet of Sherburne New York...it means to have fallen opon a bad circumstance.

I fell of my bike and pierced my balls on a sharp stick....I dirtted, or I dirtted when didnt use a rubber on that East Pharsalia chick she gave me the crabs and now she is pregnant.

by CDGdezznuts July 29, 2006

dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.

Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.

by felixh March 15, 2017

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013