"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017
Get the passive-depressivemug. by Silversnake2nd February 2, 2018
Get the The day of Depressionmug. one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass
I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle
Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake
a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills
I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids
A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy
THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression
by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020
Get the Depressionmug. A disease which is caused by school. Mostly from exams and homework. A bad test mark also causes sadness. Which I am going through right now.
by wejustfoenem December 3, 2021
Get the Depressionmug. After the most amazing, exciting, crazy, boujie, ratchet, mun the world has ever seen, many people experience this special form of depression. It entails missing friends, very cool chairs, and even cooler resolutions.
Bro, I got the craziest Post JAMUN Depression. I think my body water percentage is down to 1% after all that crying.
by best delegate May 10, 2020
Get the Post JAMUN Depressionmug. 
Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.
After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.
After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.
Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*
by Idon'thaveasoul October 20, 2018
Get the Tower of depressionmug.