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Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
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Dan

Dan is a very silly person. He is considered to be the 'weird kid outsider' to others, but to his closest friends, he is a goofy goober who is very kind and awesome. When you get to know him he is such an amazing person and you will love him very much. Dan also can be very random, like saying some gibberish nonsense or making silly noises. Dan also seems to randomly disappear sometimes. He is suspected to be the 'admin' of the world and has silly commands like /e fly. He also has great humor and is a very reasonable person. I love Dan :)))
"Dan is so silly, he is such a little goober!"
"If you see Dan, say hi to him for me."
by lemon the silly fox :))) March 20, 2024
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Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad
by Dr wurm February 25, 2024
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Dirty Dan and the boohoos

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire
by Ron Rico August 24, 2023
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Dan

A true believer and servant of the deity goddess of VWAP, they are often subject to intense discrimination but although they have been stifled for years, their "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s can be heard for miles around
*Loud Autistic noises in the background*
Oh no, the DANS are reeing again
by VWAPGUIDEUS August 25, 2021
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Dan staples

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples
by Player hater101 May 27, 2018
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dan lapidus

sexiest ginger in town
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle
Yo are you going to the Dan Lapidus house? I heard all the quiche people will be there.
refer to booty for reference
by muffaka January 10, 2014
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