Daddy David

daddy david

daddy david

by nottherealclashofficial April 28, 2022

David Pettinato

Horrible at Soccer and Fortnite. Has a toe fettish and a hot mom.

Hey look its David Pettinato's hot mom.

by C.D. Hoffer June 6, 2019

David Luiz

Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.

"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"

by guy1010pot June 18, 2020

David dick

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"

I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul

by Daviddick November 7, 2021

David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

David Irving

Holocaust denying douche, who used that fact that he is a historian as a shield to deny he was, and still is a neo-nazi, actually sued someone, who stated he was a holocaust denier, he lost the case. Now is in prison in Austria, for stating the Holocaust is a lie.

Oh and he was a big supporter of apartheid in South Africa.

David Irving is now in Prison, I hope he enjoys his shower buddies.

by SiD Hawth October 17, 2006