Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

Medium chubs

When the penis is halfway between soft and hard

My girlfriend caught me masterbating because I️ had medium chubs

by Lildicky904 January 24, 2018

fine chops

Picky eater, only eats the finest foods.

John: do you want some Asda baked beans.
Alice: ugh, no I only like Heinz.
John: you're such a fine chops.

by Jonesycat February 11, 2018

Limp Chipscut

A soggy, oily hot chip that cant stand on its own. Possibly undercooked, over steamed or sat in a bain marie for hours. The most famous Limp Chipscut franchise is said to be Red Roosters. 1 in 10 customers said the were outraged with boxes of limp soggy chips they continually receiving.

"I'm tired of these Limp Chipscuts Red Rooster are selling me. I'm going to KFC where they are not affraid to fry ."

by Aok Pok May 29, 2018

brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018

Ghetto chopsticks

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Sour Chops

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.

James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"

by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018