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chuck norris 

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
chuck norris by the colonel March 30, 2005

Chuck a Sickie 

To stay home from work or school pretending to be sick. (NOTE: Not to be confused with the Japanese "Chakuseki", meaning sit down).
Mike: Man, I don't want to go to work. I might just chuck a sickie.
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!

fat chicks

overweight cows that Lane likes.
my names lane and i like fat chicks
fat chicks by ilikefatchicks October 20, 2008

Chuck Taylors 

I bought them a couple of years ago when not many people were seen with them. I thought they were rad. A few months later, one out of every pair of feet I see have All Stars on them. I stopped wearing them because I felt like a trendy cunt.
Idiot #1: I just bought these Chucks! Aren't they awesome?
Idiot #2: OMGZ I BOUGHT SOME TOO!
Idiot #3: WTF ME TOO OMGZ!11
Idiot #1: lolzzzzzz we're twins!1!!
Chuck Taylors by Michelley July 1, 2005
A smokin' hot chick who is also extremely cool and intelligent.
Hey, did you see Dani over there she's bangin!
Yeah, she's a total Chuckie
chuckie by Linguistic artistic April 25, 2008
Also known as a rebate, this is a confusing way to get someone to buy an item that is clearly selling for lower than it should be.
What does this mean... checks? Sir, it's a mail-in rebate.
checks by Rob R. December 3, 2006