Chipped beef

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....
by Katest March 15, 2016
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chip-a-munk

this funny but still odd fat man that you know you love he is like one of the guys that gets mad to fast but that is ok b/c he is funny
my best friend is chip-a-munk
by ken winger December 24, 2006
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Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it
Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth
by Alaskan boi December 30, 2020
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couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.
Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"
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Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018
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chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.
Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"
by falate September 03, 2014
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Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”
Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf
by Wyattwalnut December 02, 2020
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