Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

Canadian Cap'n

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.

What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!

by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017

Canadian sop

A drink of liquor or Canadian water that is poisoned with arsenic or poison

One sip of canadian sop and your life goes down the drain

by Stene987 November 1, 2020

Canadian FootJob

a foot job with maple syrup

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes”

by onori September 24, 2025

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

Canadian Shitstorm

When passing geese, shit bomb you from the sky.

I was sledding and all of a sudden I got stuck in a Canadian Shitstorm

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021

Montreal Canadians

So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it

Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians

by Sa101 February 9, 2025