cunt punt

A kick right in the vagina.

Im going to boot you right in the fud, give you a right good cunt punt.

by Davieboyle1983 May 30, 2010

Stupid Cunt

A retarded bitch that never learns from her actions, and continues to be a clueless whore.

"Why is Lexi such a stupid cunt ?"

"Because she thinks she's better than everybody, and thinks she can just do what ever she wants to do...."

by Bg518 October 28, 2015

speccy cunt

A person that acts like a spastic but is also a twat at the same time. Usually the person in question is not actually disabled, but is acting like a retarded idiot. From Scottish origin.

“Jerry, ye speccy cunt.”

“He jumped off the roof, the speccy cunt.”

by Speccyretard December 7, 2017

Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Like a cunt

To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation

Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome

by fuckfuck6969 June 7, 2013

publicity cunt

A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.

Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.

Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.

Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.

by happycookie December 28, 2011

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011