A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
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