A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

Butter press

The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.

Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!

by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019

busted butter

When you soil your undergarments due to intense ejaculation

I got run to the restroom Steve, I think I just busted butter

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

slippery butter

A pale tall white man, sometimes mistaken for Casper fucks the living shit out of you. After this is finished you are accepted into the brotherhood.

Colin wanted to be apart of the frat, so he did slippery butter with Kyle.

by Bangerman33 December 8, 2017

beat it butter

A male produced organic fluid great for use on biscuits or to make delicious cookies.

A sandwich can be made with beat it butter and jelly, mmmmmm delicious!

by Sacnuts January 30, 2012

butter snack

When you cum in a girls mouth during fellatio.

I wouldn't let my girlfriend kiss me after I gave her a butter snack.

by TreyIII December 29, 2013

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018