Definitions by RichardCranium

Eastern Grip 

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip

I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.

Eastern Grip by Richardcranium March 14, 2024

A drippie 

One whose wardrobe is comprised of the coolest, freshest, and flyest hippie wear like large collared shirts, sundresses, smocks, tie dyes, bell bottom and patchwork pants. Accessories include floppy hats, round framed sunglasses, scarves, hand made jewelry, and Birkenstock sandals, and platform shoes.

1st guy: Dude have you seen Beau’s vintage wardrobe? It’s unbelievable

2nd guy. Yeah he keeps it 100. He is truly a drippie.

A drippie by Richardcranium March 14, 2024

Methippie 

One who looks, acts, and gives off the quintessential “hippie vibe” but is also a meth head.

She might be a flower child but she is also methippie.

There seems to be a lot more methippies listening to jam bands then you woul expect.

Methippie by Richardcranium March 13, 2024

ball scrubber 

Used instead of “mouth” or “yap” for a talkative wife or gf

“Bitch shut your ball scrubber”

“Not another word out of your ball scrubber

ball scrubber by Richardcranium February 29, 2024

Full body flushed 

When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.

Woke up this morning so hungover that I full body flushed myself.

Full body flushed by Richardcranium February 29, 2024

Butter face 

Term describing someone who has an appealing physique but who's face is unattractive.

I was about to flirt with this woman on the dance floor, but as I got closer I realized she had a 'butter face', so I went back to my table.

Butter face by RichardCranium October 6, 2012