Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm

Man, that was a long Book High

by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 6, 2015

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017

BOOK OF QUOTES

Author who quotes their own phrases in their own book.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the author DeShawn L. Yeldell.
A book with written quotes by the imaginative author MillYentei.
Quotes that are written by one author only.
A book of quotes written by the original author only

Charbel: What book are you reading this month?
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.

BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei

by MillYentei DYSlick December 9, 2023

Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.

"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."

by Brakin7 August 26, 2009

Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.

1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."

by uneaziness April 23, 2023