by EliteCorrupted the ass Swatter July 7, 2022
Get the Balls Sackolini mug.Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.
She’s quite the ball slosher.
I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
She’s quite the ball slosher.
I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
Get the Ball Slosh mug.1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.
2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.
2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.
2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
Get the Holiday Balls mug.Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
Get the Brown-Balled mug.Bunk-balls refers to a situation where two men are having sex with one woman, double penetration style where the woman is riding one gentlemen as he is lying or perhaps sitting, and the other gentlemen is penetrating her while he is behind both of them. Variations are acceptable as long as it creates a situation where the bottom man's scrotum lies beneath the top man's scrotum, stacking them vertically like bunk beds. Hence the term, "bunk-balls".
Steve: "Tyler, see that chick over there?"
Tyler: "Yeah, the hot one?"
Steve: "Yeah, the one with the bubble booty giving me and you the "I need DP-face".
Tyler: "Yeah, I see her. Damn she is smokin hot."
Steve: "Yep, I got four words: me, you, her, bunk-balls."
Tyler: "Dood, that's five words."
Steve: "Well, the bunk-balls is hyphenated."
Tyler: "Oh, I see, but does that make it one word?"
Steve: "Dood, shut up, who cares, go get her number so we can rub shafts later."
Tyler: "Sweet, ok."
Tyler: "Yeah, the hot one?"
Steve: "Yeah, the one with the bubble booty giving me and you the "I need DP-face".
Tyler: "Yeah, I see her. Damn she is smokin hot."
Steve: "Yep, I got four words: me, you, her, bunk-balls."
Tyler: "Dood, that's five words."
Steve: "Well, the bunk-balls is hyphenated."
Tyler: "Oh, I see, but does that make it one word?"
Steve: "Dood, shut up, who cares, go get her number so we can rub shafts later."
Tyler: "Sweet, ok."
by T-Hood t.c. December 11, 2009
Get the bunk-balls mug.by realmanedog April 25, 2020
Get the Corona Balls mug.Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????
Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????
Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014
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