Texas A&M University

The first public institution of higher education in the state of Texas. A&M is the home of the fighting Texas Aggies with a variety of very successful college sports. Having one of the friendliest campuses in the world, Texas A&M is one of the few campuses that Greek life doesn't define you. With over 800 student organizations it is extremely easy to find your place in the school and to make life long friends. We are also known for our business and engineering with many other degree choices to choose from. We pride our selves on our conservative views while t.u. continues its liberal ways.
Texas A&M University "From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it"
by AggieWill April 22, 2008
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Texas Grab Bag

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it
"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."
by Ugs October 15, 2006
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texas hot plate

step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation
That was an awesome texas hot plate
by jDog February 25, 2005
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texas jack knife

Sexual position:
male lays on his left side, woman (or other male) on her back. they are at a 90 degree angle of each other. the female (other male) can either put both her/his legs on top of the male on his side or they can put their legs every other (his/hers/his/hers).
Honey, wanna do the texas jack knife?
by TiaEveAvrilZen July 06, 2008
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Texas Booger Sugar

Another word to describe cocaine
Hey man, you got any Texas Booger Sugar left? Mary wants to snort some off my cack.
by Lina Watson May 02, 2007
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Sloppy Texas Toast

A sex move, when your partner takes a shit in your vagina and then fucks it.
Dude, Debra let me give her Sloppy Texas Toast. It was wild!
by Ginger Cat Attack September 25, 2019
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