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Gun Mettle Update

A well balanced combination of the Valve FPS game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive's weapon case system and skins system, and the weapons of the Valve FPS game: Team Foretess 2. This update to the game has been thought to try to help Team Fortress's trading appeal to some Counter Strike: Global Offensive traders. Adding 3 new maps and finishing a promised one (the snowplow was a lie!) Snowplow, Borneo, Powerhouse, and Suijun this gave Team Fortress 2 players a little something to chew on.
*random steam guy with #TF:GO at end of name*: "It's time to test my Gun Mettle in this new Gun Mettle update."

*another random guy*: "Wow this really made up for the E.T.O.L update!"
by thatoldguyoverthere August 24, 2015
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shooting guns at kittens

A term for having sex with a younger female.
I heard that Derek was shooting guns at kittens on Saturday!

My hot chick is a kitten. And luckily I know how to shoot one.
by fancyphoenix March 11, 2016
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elephant gun

The Dostevei in the N64 game, Goldeneye. So called because it's gray.
I just picked up two Dosteveis, gonna' bust a cap up in your grill.
by Bagel Head March 30, 2004
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Quimmerson Love Gun

A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time
I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !
by Isaac Hunt November 5, 2008
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Good Guy With A Gun

A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.

Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.

Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
by jlloyddaman January 31, 2021
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Machine gun texting

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages
Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
by cdpage January 7, 2012
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hot glue gun

the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!

made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
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