A web dictionary where you can find meanings of basically slang language and mostly american slang words.
by loko1894 November 10, 2009
Urban Dictonary- A dictionary that explains to people about certain slangs and words.Also it is a place where fucktards like to post hate definitions to Juggalos and Juggalettes.
The people who diss Juggalos and Juggalettes on urban dictionary are just Half-witted Hoes, and Wrong minded Whores.They like to fucking sit behind their computers and be bitches.
Saying shit about Juggalos and Juggalettes. Well they should just fuck off. They just mad cuz they sit at home all day and eat their fucking munchies.
Some examples that people like that are just bitches:
The people who diss Juggalos and Juggalettes on urban dictionary are just Half-witted Hoes, and Wrong minded Whores.They like to fucking sit behind their computers and be bitches.
Saying shit about Juggalos and Juggalettes. Well they should just fuck off. They just mad cuz they sit at home all day and eat their fucking munchies.
Some examples that people like that are just bitches:
Ex 1. Juggalo: Hey man do you like ICP?!?! They fuckin rule!!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: NO WAY!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:- at home on his bed eating food while listening to music - "Oh yes...yes....oh justin bieber....oh you are awesome.....
Ex 2. Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: -is at home dissing juggalos- "HA!!! EAT THAT JUGGALOSER!!!!"
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online goes up to his mom: "Hey mom...you will like what i did today.... I DISSED JUGGALOS!"
-mom beats Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online-
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MOM?!?!!?!?!"
Mom: "CUZ HOLY SHIT!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD COMING FROM YOUR FATASS I WILL FUCKING DIE OF A BRAIN TUMOR!"
urban dictionary sucks
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: NO WAY!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:- at home on his bed eating food while listening to music - "Oh yes...yes....oh justin bieber....oh you are awesome.....
Ex 2. Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online: -is at home dissing juggalos- "HA!!! EAT THAT JUGGALOSER!!!!"
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online goes up to his mom: "Hey mom...you will like what i did today.... I DISSED JUGGALOS!"
-mom beats Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online-
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly online:"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MOM?!?!!?!?!"
Mom: "CUZ HOLY SHIT!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD COMING FROM YOUR FATASS I WILL FUCKING DIE OF A BRAIN TUMOR!"
urban dictionary sucks
by juggalette forever January 24, 2011
An overrated place with no anti-offensive filter overran by incredibly rude stuff and explicit content by people who think they are cool, but, sadly only because they swear, offend people, be toxic, and chat about explicit content. I feel sorry for people who come here and are forced to be exposed to the nonsense here.
(Searches up “hello” in the urban dictionary)
Definition: *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*
You wouldn’t want to see what would come next...
Definition: *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*
You wouldn’t want to see what would come next...
by Zyrom121 October 23, 2018
A website that can be one/ is all of these things:
1. The only site to find words to use in your world since no real dictionary contains words like "noobs"
2. A site where dickhead scene and emo kids come on to complain and make everything serm like utter bullshit when it really ISN'T.
3. A site that acts mega-gay by putting sex related words into almost any Related Words section
4. A site with racist fucks
5. A site where you can get a good laugh.
1. The only site to find words to use in your world since no real dictionary contains words like "noobs"
2. A site where dickhead scene and emo kids come on to complain and make everything serm like utter bullshit when it really ISN'T.
3. A site that acts mega-gay by putting sex related words into almost any Related Words section
4. A site with racist fucks
5. A site where you can get a good laugh.
1. Guy1: What's a "noob"?
Guy2: It's probably not in a real dictionary so check Urban Dictionary.
Guy1: Good idea!
2. Emo: I'm so angry at the world, I'm going on Urban Dictionary to rag on cool things to sound like a winner when I'm far from one. You in?
Scene: Hell yeah, bro. Let's cut ourselves and have butt sex afterwards.
Emo: Rightious...
3. Guy3: Eww, bro! I searched "preppy" up on Urban Dictionary and they gave me "dick", "sex", and "fuck"
Guy4: What the fuck! That's GAY!
4. Racist Bastard: WHITE/ BLACK POWER!
5. Guy5: Yo, search this word up on Urban Dictionary! It's funny as hell!
Guy2: It's probably not in a real dictionary so check Urban Dictionary.
Guy1: Good idea!
2. Emo: I'm so angry at the world, I'm going on Urban Dictionary to rag on cool things to sound like a winner when I'm far from one. You in?
Scene: Hell yeah, bro. Let's cut ourselves and have butt sex afterwards.
Emo: Rightious...
3. Guy3: Eww, bro! I searched "preppy" up on Urban Dictionary and they gave me "dick", "sex", and "fuck"
Guy4: What the fuck! That's GAY!
4. Racist Bastard: WHITE/ BLACK POWER!
5. Guy5: Yo, search this word up on Urban Dictionary! It's funny as hell!
by JoeShmoWasHere June 15, 2009
A site that was originally intended to be a dictionary for slang words, but has apparently gone "downhill" because now its a place for everyone to display their opinions, stupid or not.
The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.
The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.
Other Person - You people from urban dictionary just write your biased opinions and utter bullshit with your heads up your asses, all of you.
Me - Well golly gee, you could always screw off if you want to, because I, and a lot of other people, like it.
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Other Person #2 - Are you serial? You're all black-hating racists
Me - Or we're people enraged by America's pathetic social state, where everyone has to be politically correct minority-ass-kissing people, or you'll get your ass kicked and lose your job.
by The War Ham April 29, 2007
1. a dictionary of slang.......rarely
2. a place for ironic, self-deprecating definitions such as this one
3. a place to bitch about "losers at school", rave about that girl/guy you fucked last night, diss other races or subcultures, etcetera
4. a place where people like myself bitch about the website yet use it all the time
5. a place where people who know what terms mean go to laugh at what other people think it means
2. a place for ironic, self-deprecating definitions such as this one
3. a place to bitch about "losers at school", rave about that girl/guy you fucked last night, diss other races or subcultures, etcetera
4. a place where people like myself bitch about the website yet use it all the time
5. a place where people who know what terms mean go to laugh at what other people think it means
1. dude: a guy or person
2. urban dic is GAY!
3. Roger: a gay fat loser who is gay gay gay
Black people: Dirty shitty nigger idiots
Goths: Gay fucking vampire wannabes who need to be shot
Sarah: A HOT BLONDE BITCH I BANGED!!
4. urban dictionary is so pointless!!!!
5. wow, these guys really think xinsertx means xinsertx thumbs down that shit
2. urban dic is GAY!
3. Roger: a gay fat loser who is gay gay gay
Black people: Dirty shitty nigger idiots
Goths: Gay fucking vampire wannabes who need to be shot
Sarah: A HOT BLONDE BITCH I BANGED!!
4. urban dictionary is so pointless!!!!
5. wow, these guys really think xinsertx means xinsertx thumbs down that shit
by skudge December 27, 2007
An online dictionary composed primarily of definitions related to either sex, poop, or a combination of the two.
Person 1: Have you noticed that 99.9% of the definitions on Urban Dictionary have to do with sex and/or poop?
Person 2: Hell yea, I wrote the "Hot Carl" entry last week.
Person 2: Hell yea, I wrote the "Hot Carl" entry last week.
by JJYY January 02, 2008