A rather pretty vampire, some would say an absolute 10.
Super nice, but would 100% bite you if she gets unbearably hungry, especially after he first kill.
Super nice, but would 100% bite you if she gets unbearably hungry, especially after he first kill.
by QueenB7 June 18, 2022

by i eat rocks for lunch August 31, 2021

The story revolves around Peter Bretter, who is a music composer for a TV show that happens to feature his girlfriend, Sarah Marshall, in the lead role. After a five-year relationship, Sarah abruptly breaks up with Peter. Devastated by this event, he chooses to go on a vacation in Hawaii, in order to try to move forward with his life. Trouble ensues when he runs into his ex on the island as she is vacationing with her new boyfriend.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

by Curry Chips October 16, 2019

Sarah Soda Sizzler is when a woman...or man gives a guy a handjob or blowjob to the point of ejaculation and then aims it into the belly button. After the belly button is full of the semen, the woman...or man then sucks it out like a jello shot.
Last night Mike gave me a Sarah soda sizzler. He gave me a hand job and made sure when I ejaculated the Semen went into my belly button so he could suck it out like a jello shot.
by Datdipz July 2, 2016

Fat, bitchy, STD-infested whore. Don't get anywhere near her without some sort of weapon. Preferrably one that will decapitate her.
by 522ahhhh November 10, 2009
