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j-po

Jackson Police Department
"Oh shit, here comes the j-po, get in the car man, we're out"
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J-Jitters

Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.
Nat: *takes a sip of green tea*
Chad: *also takes a sip.. then J-Jitters*
Nat: GRRRR.... *punch*
by nathurnal July 1, 2009
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J-Hop

Another name for bunnyhop in BMX
Dude, he just J-Hopped 4 feet!
by C1in7 August 8, 2008
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J and K

these two may have been separated once but came back again stronger than ever. Usually one is talking to someone else at the time but with time anything can happen, if these two got together they would be a power couple 💑 with time anything can happen. If this is you and someone else give some time and see what happens
Friend A:who would be the cutest couple?

Friend B: probably J and K
by isitasign October 17, 2020
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Bo J

My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.
by Bo J Bandit February 24, 2011
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The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
by unearthen November 24, 2018
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PB&J

When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
by bell.end October 24, 2018
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