YOU

A FLOP

You suck dounuts

by Damarys_Perez May 31, 2018

You.

You.

You.

by mrrrrrimmrimrrraaa November 17, 2021

If you know, you know

That was YOUR argument. You just tried to argue that me knowing thing was meaningless. Me knowing isn't going to do anything for you. It needs to be CONFIRMED. BY YOU. DIRECTLY. And if you don't like what's happening now you are REALLY not going to like what happens if you try to do things the hard way.

Hym "If you know, you know. And know this: I'm going to execute who ever is speaking in that voice and if you try to defend them you will die with them."

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024