“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

I love Salvador

A feeling of tired, emotional intensity after working outside on the farm all day in which your whole body hurts and you love everyone; especially, Salvador, whoever that may be.

I love Salvador, forever.

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

I can’t spell

If you can’t spell that means you are extremely stupid… BUT you are also the most loyal people in the world and you are the hottest people in the world with the best abs and fattest of asses.

Dominic: Dude I can’t spell

Audrey: Don’t worry that’s just bc your really stupid and loyal as fuck and hot as fuck and have the best abs in the world and have a really fat ass

by BIG D😈💪🏻 April 27, 2022

I tossici della via del Supertuorlo

The best compliment for a Shitposter.
Seriously, it's fantastic.

- Man, you're so "I tossici della via del Supertuorlo"
- Oh..., that's worderfull, i want to have sex with you..

by Mr_fr4k March 9, 2018

Q-I

Noun, short form for Questionable Intelligence

Bro, you really have a Q-I

by The_memer_420 December 15, 2020

i hate my mom

Said most by teens became their mom wasn’t nice to them or a mire deep route im not willing to wrote cuz who even writs allat. Yall are not real

“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between

by Plossom chan November 23, 2023