a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick
damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)
by Darknight https://www.youtube. October 5, 2022

by saladfingers21 February 27, 2022

by Nobody From Everywhere January 21, 2023

boy boy owns 3 Tidas and is a Zesser man, this makes the girls so wet that he's the status of an aqua man wonder fresh.
by Gopaulpoonram88 March 1, 2019

Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!
A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"
Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."
Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2025

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel
by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

by MarinelliBomb October 24, 2019
