straight man

hes not just super but is also straight

why cant everyone be like straight man?

by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022

Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.

K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man

by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

Fat Man

Stemming from the name of the nuclear bomb dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki; this term means to stand a top the tank of ones toilet and proceed to shit into the bowl from that height, resulting in a large splash, and if one has had Indian food, a considerable mess.

"Hey John come in here! I'm about to drop a Fat Man!"

by hankmaster69 November 9, 2017

Ocean Man

A person (usually a dude) that's really, really obsessed with the ocean and water in general. Usually spends half his day at the beach every day.

An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021

man-to-man style

A style in which people interact in a stereotypically overcompensating masculine way. Often used as a cover for covert homosexual activity.

Come on Josh, tell me! C’mon. Man-to-man style. Hit me.

Alright Chad. You asked for it.

by bloody.flowers March 3, 2022

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024