It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.
by StankoDragojevic November 29, 2016
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Get the TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA mug.Boy 1: Hey! Have you listened to Fesch6's new song
Boy 2: No? What is it called.
Boy 1: "Naruto"
Boy 2: Fuck. i feel like naruto i feel like hey
Boy 1: Oh shit ncm
Boy 2: No? What is it called.
Boy 1: "Naruto"
Boy 2: Fuck. i feel like naruto i feel like hey
Boy 1: Oh shit ncm
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