Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

Cringe ass ice age baby

The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe

Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!

by Communist Squidward February 22, 2020

Wild hair up his ass

An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.

"Sam out of nowhere got a wild hair up his ass & moved to Dubai to study Scandinavian Moose!

by tokabowla January 31, 2009

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

Hot ass chromed out bangers

Shiney rims that are 22" or better

Did you see that dope range with those hot ass chromed out bangers

by alkjdng;dh;dksj;dskgfh October 30, 2008

stop talking out your ass

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.

Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!

by The Grand High Oreo November 3, 2014