National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

what the hell do I search up

Welcome. You have made it to heaven bitch.

Hey jeremy what the hell do I search up on urban dictionary?
I don't fucking know try what the hell do I search up.

by pseudonypan October 11, 2022

I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 28, 2014

a big warm glass of shut the hell up

a comment you make when someone makes a statement that embarrasses or annoys you and you want them to leave you alone

While out skateboarding you fall and your friends start laughing at you because you missed your trick you shout back at them how about "a big warm glass of shut the hell up" and you try it man.

by wattawatta October 10, 2008

A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter

OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Get 'em up against the wall

When you see the queers in the theater🗿

Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022