I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.

Daddy I love you mostesterest!

by Yuliette August 27, 2021

I can’t terror him

Usually a group of uneducated people who can no longer call you for what you do because they now know your not a virgin.

I can’t terror him, that was the one thing I had against him, and now I feel powerless.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

All I want for Christmas is you

A Christmas song by Mariah Carey that does not stop playing from the 1st of November to the 1st of January. A retail worker's nightmare. Still an amazing song though. Definitely enjoyable. 10/10

"Hey Jeffery! Hows work been lately?"
"I work in retail.. The sheer number of times I've given ear to 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' is without a singular doubt unbearably painful, it assuredly gradually decays my shriveled up shell of a brain bit by bit until it draw breath no more. Each moment it plays I suffer immensely, when will my soul be set free alas? When will it end. When will it end. When will it end. This seldom a foolery. I beg for mercy, dear lord, extricate my being from this suffering. No longer can I undertake this unfeasible task."
"Oh.. uhm.. I got to go!"

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.

Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*

by Michael The Best December 20, 2023

I

Observant was not me…
At least today…
I looked …
And looked…
For you…
You were right next to me❤️❤️❤️❤️

Spin I still did…
Even not knowing where you went…
Just a little love…
To you I sent…

Understand…
You may not do…
But I will always twirl…
4u…
Sense something’s don’t make…
Instead I think about cake!!!
Maybe I will even get you a plate….
When comes this date…

No matter the when or the why….
I love you to the moon…
And through the sky…
Always praying for that soon❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 12, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025