Quantam Shit

When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.

Dude 1 : Man you never called me back

Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.

by LOLQUANTAM July 6, 2011

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

Fuck shit damn hell

Family memories just the good old days..... Missing those days.....

Mom's favorite word from the boys is Fuck Shit Damn Hell while riding in the big orange truck.

by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity

Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

by FryDom December 15, 2018

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

Piece of shit

Someone that never comes through when they say they are

Sophie said she was gonna come by but like always she is a piece of shit

by Biggttee October 4, 2022

Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now

“Just shitting my fello!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023