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sucking the tin man's dick

If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall, sucking the tin man's dick.
by SuperBinBall September 5, 2009
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the real big dick nick

The rea big dick nick is a cool strong hot muscular not so smart kid in high school that doesn't have a girl but little do the ladies know there's a snake in his pants and keep doubting him but he probably has the top 10 biggest cocks in the state
The real big dick nick fucked your bitch and she started crying cause of the hugeness of his cock
by Nick With The Big Dick1 July 15, 2017
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Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.
The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010
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big poopie dick shit daddy

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.
"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."
by yoauntiesmine June 14, 2017
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Ur uncle nick has no dick

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick
by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018
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colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.
i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick
by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012
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