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Smack People With Your Dick Day

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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Too many dicks in one hole

Redundancy, six guys doing a job that requires just one guy. You could also consider this a form of clusterfuck.
I've got 6 guys painting a single 4 x 8 sheet of drywall. Talk about too many dicks in one hole...this is a clusterfuck!
by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 7, 2013
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[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.
"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"
by pinkfoot January 18, 2009
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National grab dick year 2020

All through out the year 2020 all girls get to grab boys dicks. Boys watch out!
Girl 1: yoooo i grabbed so many dicks today because its national grab dick year 2020!

Girl 2: no wayyy
by Sym_2005 October 5, 2019
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National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one
nigga idk how to use this in a sentence just know its national suck my dick day
by NotAScizhoEntuastist May 1, 2022
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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 4, 2021
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Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks

An great collection of internet porn videos where a bro by the name of Julian pounds a bunch of hot pussy. Used by hung dudes to jack it mostly.
I jerk to Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks because of the large size of my dong.
by jSox May 4, 2008
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