harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016

Oh My Goi

A valley girl way to say, "Oh my god!"

"Oh My Goi Rachael, what did you do??"

by lanceiskeithsman October 3, 2016

Beyond My Paygrade

Getting cucked basically

"why are you such a cuck man"
"dude she's beyond my paygrade thats why"

by whytyyyy October 14, 2016

Peel My Tangerines

Covering your testicles with peanut butter and inviting your dog with its rough surfaced tongue to lick said peanut butter off, the resulting action being the dog is peeling your tangerines

Tonight I'm getting the peanut butter out and going to let the dog peel my tangerines

by Jimmy Muffins October 23, 2016

Bury my plow

Farming for ass

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

from my roots to my boots

From top to bottom. Completely throughout. Head to toe.

In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."

by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015