board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016

Oh My Goi

A valley girl way to say, "Oh my god!"

"Oh My Goi Rachael, what did you do??"

by lanceiskeithsman October 3, 2016

Beyond My Paygrade

Getting cucked basically

"why are you such a cuck man"
"dude she's beyond my paygrade thats why"

by whytyyyy October 14, 2016

Peel My Tangerines

Covering your testicles with peanut butter and inviting your dog with its rough surfaced tongue to lick said peanut butter off, the resulting action being the dog is peeling your tangerines

Tonight I'm getting the peanut butter out and going to let the dog peel my tangerines

by Jimmy Muffins October 23, 2016

Bury my plow

Farming for ass

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016