Man Tired

When a man is too tired to bust a nut.

I tried to beat my meat tonight, but im man tired.

by The Man That's Tired November 5, 2025

Lego Man

A racial term used to describe East and Southeast Asians because they have yellow-appearing skin on the outside, just like Lego figures.

"My country China invented a lot of things-"
"Yo shut up Lego Man, who do you think you are?"

by -. .- -- . November 5, 2025

Hot dog man

A man who wears a hot dog suit and runs around helping people. Rumored to live somewhere in Humboldt County. Identity unknown.

“Have you seen the hot dog man?” “No, I’m looking for him.”

by secretsanta456 November 7, 2025

2 Man Bunker

When two guys insert their dicks inside each other assholes at the SAME time.

They did a 2 man bunker last night.

by BonnerFart November 11, 2025

2 Man Bunker

When two guys insert their dicks inside each other assholes at the SAME time.

They did a 2 man bunker last night.

by BonnerFart November 11, 2025

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025

Strautism Man

A retort used by edge lords to dismiss inconvenient facts or perspectives. Typically accompanied with a traditional strawman against the supposed strautist.

Frequently employed by folks who critical thinking abilities were tooken out by a pedo cult.

Nice try, strautism man! But I know you secretly think something dumber, so I will refute that instead!

by Rollo202 November 20, 2025