Tight Ass Little Man

The Thing Garsmello Says To Boifend While Engaging In Anal Sex

Garsmello: Tight Ass Little Man
BF: B-Beep

by The Lightmare March 26, 2022

I like your ass

n. A phrase you say to someone who's ass you like

Hey you, I like your ass

by MeanTheBean February 25, 2022

The Ghost of Some Mans Ass

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.

I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.

by Awfulmedic June 30, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On October 3rd you may grab anybody’s ass without consequence

*grabs girls ass*
girl: “hey, why would you do that”
guy: “because it’s national grab ass day”
girl: “ohh alright your fine then”

by EBE ACE #103 October 2, 2018

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 7, 2006

Kiss my shiny metal ass

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

by Vash September 24, 2004