I fell on it

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

by E hates Q April 25, 2023

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I could suck it rn

A state of being, or a feeling.

"Hey man, how are you?"
"Idk bro, I could suck it rn."

by ballsfart April 25, 2023

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I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE

If you see that your dominos pizza has been eaten by Protobot. You lost your appetite

NOOOOOOO! I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE!😭😭😭😭😭😭

by ICANENJOYDOMINOS April 27, 2023

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you know, i know, lee know

prob lee know’s most iconic quote ever. he said it many times, even in TATH. lee know, you know (i know, lee know) the kpop idol… no? NO? BRUH GO LOOK STRAY KIDS UP RN THEY’RE AWESOME

pig: “hey did you hear—“
dog: “that you know, i know, lee know?”

by StrawberryKat April 27, 2023

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Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

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