Ts in my Es

Tears in my eyes.

I can't believe Tina and Rory finally tied the knot! I have Ts in my Es from joy!

by al ice July 12, 2016

Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Let my boys hang

Akin to the phrase "let my girls hang." When a male is in a comfortable situation such that he can allow his crotchal equipment free expression without clothing confinement or social condemnation. Best expressed either alone or in the company of an appreciative partner.

My girl is my girl in part because she loves to let my boys hang.

by radialengine August 18, 2016

Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 20, 2016

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

tune in my room

To listen to music in one's bedroom.

I just want to relax and tune in my room.

by Plasmaguy September 11, 2016