Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

Mustard man

A very bent man

Mustard man is lgbtq and poopoo at fortnite

by Hrrry February 4, 2022

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

mans

A mans is basically a guy that is considered very attractive. It could be because of his looks or attitude or whatever. Basically, a mans is the epitome of men. It's also used satirically to mean the opposite.

Synonyms include: dream man, fine boy, or Harry Styles etc.

Ex1:
Friend 1: Hey girl, what's you do last night?
Friend 2: Nothing, just stayed home.
Friend 1: Dude you need to get yourself a mans!
Friend 2: I know :( Find me one!

Ex2:
Girl: Did you see BTS' Jimin's solo performance to I Need U at the Melon Music Awards?
Girl 2: Yes duuude he slayyed what a king.
Girl: Yes girl he's such a mans. My mans.
Girl 2: Haha you wish, he my mans.

by Pugchim December 2, 2019

Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

white man down

It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.

I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.

Man 1: Alright man I better go home

Man 2: alright. White Man Down!

Man 1: White man down!

by Wide legged trucker October 13, 2019