You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

You

never will I stop…
Loving YOU!!!!

Smiling I am…
As I remember the geese…
How I tried so hard to speak…
While getting lost in your eyes❤️❤️❤️❤️

Soon those eyes I will see…
To you…
Mine will speak…
I love YOU!!!!
Hold me
Hug me
kiss me!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 21, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Watch who you up

Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.

"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"

(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"

by James1263 May 9, 2014

You got shot

you got a disease from having sex

Dude #1 my private area is scratching me

Dude # 2 you got shot my friend

by kevkev21 April 15, 2024

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

You cant smoke sugar baby!

You cant treat someone or something sweet carelessly.

You turned into a mean person.

THAT'S WHY YOU CANT SMOKE SUGAR BABY!

by NeviAntix April 21, 2025